冒牌刺客
HD国语
类型:喜剧片地区:大陆年份:2010
杨净如,韩朔,李肖宁,李明慧
苏兰和家兵是一对名副其实的"笨贼",除了整天想出一些稀奇古怪的盗窃计划之外,从来没有干成过详细 >
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苏兰和家兵是一对名副其实的"笨贼",除了整天想出一些稀奇古怪的盗窃计划之外,从来没有干成过一件事。木讷的家兵深爱着苏兰,对她的话惟命是从,可苏兰却一直不接受家兵。[1]一天,两人打算到一所古旧的宅子里偷东西,却眼睁睁地看着宅子的主人----一对夫妻发生意外死在跟前,更可怕的是他们发现这对夫妻竟然是江湖上大名鼎鼎的杀手夫妇,男的绰号"狐耳",女的绰号"猫尾"。苏兰和家兵担心被人误会,决定溜之大吉,谁料刚走到门口,就迎面碰上一位前来拜访的客人。客人叫边靖,是城郊"宝升煤矿"的老板,他误把苏兰和家兵当成杀手夫妇,以二十万的价格请他们去刺杀张佑权县长,两人只好假装答应下来。送走边靖,苏兰和家兵决定赶紧逃走。然而第二天,两人却被人劫持了,他们被带到一座豪华的府邸,屋子里坐着的正是县长张佑权,而他的目的则是请两人去刺杀"宝升煤矿"老板边靖!原来张县长也把苏兰和家兵误认作是"猫尾"、"狐耳"夫妇。苏兰和家兵彻底傻眼了,他们其实连一只鸡都不敢杀,跑又跑不掉,两方各怀鬼胎,一场暗杀完全成了面对面的决斗。苏兰和家兵该怎样解决这个棘手的问题?张佑权县长和边靖老板的矛盾究竟根源于哪?
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